No call, no show – “Hey baby, let’s meet tomorrow at 1.” And that’s the last I hear from you. Seriously? Look, if you’re not interested then you’re not interested. Just say so. Don’t pretend to be then disappear without a trace. I’m tired of spending valuable time getting dressed up and waiting when I could be out with the next guy.
The “emergency” text – We all know the drill. You’ll text a buddy if she’s ugly, then he’ll call with an emergency, and you suddenly have to go. Look, if you’re not interested then you’re just not. Be honest about that, you’ll look like less of a smuck.
I’m here, let’s fuck – Slow down there buddy! I’m glad you think I’m cute, but we just met. I don’t need to know how big you are just yet. Really.
Summer Minor is a freelance writer, divorced, and bipolar. She is learning how to fight her own dragons. After a lot of rocky starts and some big bumps in the road, she's learning who not to trust and what not to do in this thing called life. Read more here.
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